boner

boner
1. (boner) (7702↑, 1866↓)
an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

2. (boner) (4484↑, 1384↓)
1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock. 2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner\!"

Author: Vicious Bitch http://boner.urbanup.com/1836671
3. (boner) (3507↑, 1416↓)
erect penis

making out with his girlfriend gave him a boner

4. (boner) (2408↑, 1049↓)
1)an erect penis 2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand 3)how big you wish your penis was all the time

1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner" 2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her. 3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.

5. (boner) (2460↑, 1133↓)
A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

Author: Shoot Me Down http://boner.urbanup.com/1449710
6. (boner) (1344↑, 429↓)
an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal

i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner\!

7. (boner) (973↑, 163↓)
The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.

Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man\! Joe: Did it show? Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans\! Joey: Shit, dude.

Author: Grand Lizard Theodore http://boner.urbanup.com/1995099
8. (boner) (916↑, 423↓)
when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

9. (boner) (596↑, 313↓)
An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton\!" "Don't pull a boner, dude\!"

10. (boner) (566↑, 341↓)
1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class. 2: something my grandfathers cant get. 3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^

ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk

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11. (Boner) (327↑, 112↓)
When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time

My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.

12. (boner) (257↑, 48↓)
When a lad gets an erection

Lad with [boner] : I've got a [boner] Slag : so Lad with [boner] : Well its not going to suck itself.

13. (boner) (343↑, 190↓)
1. a clumsy error 2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

14. (Boner) (198↑, 57↓)
when your horny and your dick stands up

when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a [boner] and it showed through my speedos

15. (boner) (154↑, 61↓)
When your penis get erect.

When Abby walked by, I saw that she gave Austin a major boner.

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16. (boner) (131↑, 61↓)
1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host. 2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents. 2) Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there. Guy 2: What a "boner"\!

17. (Boner) (91↑, 41↓)
*Bon·er (name) -Proper Name; Boner (English, American) is a common nickname for [Eric Shinn]. *bon·er (noun) -Vulgar Slang; An [erect] [penis].

His name is [Erection], but all his [friends] call him [Boner].

Author: reflectionpoint http://boner.urbanup.com/4508465
18. (Boner) (91↑, 41↓)
when a mans penis erects

Last night i got a [boner] gave it a tug and cummed

19. (Boner) (40↑, 9↓)
That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner. Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

Author: Dr. Seuss, PhD http://boner.urbanup.com/5898077
20. (Boner) (42↑, 11↓)
Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

21. (Boner) (121↑, 91↓)
Boner means an erected pennis. It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

Author: Marco Abramides Konec http://boner.urbanup.com/2610878
22. (boner) (154↑, 133↓)
A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.

Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.

23. (Boner) (32↑, 13↓)
What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.

Author: Sapphire Flames http://boner.urbanup.com/5599522
24. (boner) (23↑, 10↓)
When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.

The boy got a boner from watching porn

25. (boner) (10↑, 3↓)
Something you get in class. Fucking annoying. Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner\! GOD DAMMIT\! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach\! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME\!

Author: A God Damned Furry http://boner.urbanup.com/6070096
26. (boner) (2↑, 0↓)
when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner\! *shows through your shorts* dammit\!\!\!

27. (boner) (5↑, 3↓)
So you're in 8th period english And the girl behind you is a DD And you keep staring at her And you're like "Wow. I'd like to do that." You mind sends stimulation to your crotch And increases the blood flow And it's another word for erection.

oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner

28. (Boner) (1↑, 2↓)
What you call your best friend, if you truly love them.

Last night my boner was attracted to every girl at the party, even my girlfriend. So were kind of in a quarrel.

29. (Boner) (101↑, 102↓)
A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.

"What do you play in the band?" "Oh, the boner" "Can I blow it?" "No, me first"

30. (boner) (1↑, 3↓)
What you call your best friend just for the shit of it.

Hey boner lets hang out this weekend\!

31. (boner) (52↑, 54↓)
It is called a boner because it really does look like a bone. And it is very hard like a bone.

See look at that bone, he must have a boner.

32. (boner) (35↑, 38↓)
(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band. Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

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33. (boner) (108↑, 116↓)
6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on 1. Something pele doesn't hav 3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop 2. the brunt of many jokes

6. "Waaay\! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE\!" "Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick" 1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis" "sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions" 3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake\!" 2. Why did the skeleton cross the road? 'Cus he had a boner

Author: harold the prick http://boner.urbanup.com/2783232
34. (boner) (85↑, 98↓)
slang term for any sex, male or females, sexual arousal towards the opposite sex or same sex in which they are attracted to. For men, it's a literal term of course where the penis becomes physically stimulated and aroused. However, it can also be used in the sarcastic sense like for women, its a term or phrase meaning shes "hot" for a guy or "wants to do him badly".

The only reason why i let Stephen get away with being an asshole to me is because I still have a freak'n boner for him.

Author: girlnextdoorxjbx http://boner.urbanup.com/2975252
35. (Boner) (11↑, 28↓)
a mistake

damn i made a boner

Author: the mistake23141 http://boner.urbanup.com/5709692
36. (BONer) (7↑, 27↓)
(n.) A hard-on for Beta.

Dude, that Beta party was so good I totally have a BONer now

37. (Boner) (28↑, 48↓)
A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females. Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode

"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break." "That's such a boner." "Sushi for dinner?" "I have a boner." "Meet me on the quad it's so nice out." "10,000 boners." "Want to go to NY this weekend?" "BONER\!" Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one." or spelled "BONAH"

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38. (Boner) (45↑, 67↓)
To have an unhealthy obsession with someone/something.

"Hey man, what's with all the posters of that country singer in your room?" "Dude, I have a huge boner for Taylor Swift."

Author: Hawke Trackler http://boner.urbanup.com/3630043
39. (Boner) (9↑, 33↓)
Another way of calling something 'stupid'

Girl A: I have to clean my room tonight. Girl B: That's boner.

40. (boner) (15↑, 42↓)
an erect penis or an insult

jim stop being such a boner

41. (boner) (26↑, 53↓)
a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something. His penus goes erect and sticks up he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot hot girl: hey mr. geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ\! STOP IVE GOT A BONER hot girl: :$

42. (boner) (14↑, 43↓)
1 one who draws attention to themselves in a negative manner; 2 a silly, or stupid, person; 3 you.

"Hey Frank, check out that guy wearing two Abercrombie shirts with both collars popped. What a fuckin' boner." "Dude, did you just order a mango-tastic cherry fizzle drink, 'light on the ice'? Goddamn, you're such a boner." Adverb: bon-er-if-ic

Author: k smithington http://boner.urbanup.com/4514422
43. (Boner) (18↑, 48↓)
1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode. 2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.

1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt? Griff: no...why? Simon: it was hella boner\! Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?\! 2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants. Guy 2: You mean a boner?

Author: freash_as_Deez http://boner.urbanup.com/4027240
44. (boner) (14↑, 45↓)
word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits

hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude. hah i know right

45. (boner) (12↑, 44↓)
a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something. His penus goes erect and sticks up he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot hot girl: hey mr. geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ\! STOP IVE GOT A BONER hot girl: :$

46. (boner) (23↑, 56↓)
Name of a guy from the shitty 80's TV show growing pains.

Uh huh huh huh that guys name is Boner\! wow what a bad show.

Author: burnt my legs http://boner.urbanup.com/1329622
47. (boner) (27↑, 61↓)
Something that a guy at our school cracked in the libary

hey dude are you on a boner

48. (boner) (24↑, 59↓)
when a boy of ages 11-whenever he dies gets hard in the private area.ages 1-10 shouldn't get one.

when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.

Author: spoons\!\!\!\! http://boner.urbanup.com/3956932
49. (boner) (8↑, 53↓)
synonym for cool or radical

his climax was boner; the weather outside is boner nice.

50. (boner) (7↑, 52↓)
An adjective for something that is good, dope, ill, or sweet and is typically related to dude-like conversation.

Guy 1: "Dude, boner ride\!" Guy 2: "Thanks man\!"

51. (boner) (26↑, 71↓)
Don't Be a Stoner Cover Your Boner\!\! By a girl named Haileigh

yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner

52. (boner) (23↑, 73↓)
the hip new catch phrase, replacing sick, cool, ill, chill, wicked and the sort, because hey, boners are cool\!

a: Hey homes, check the tat\! b: whoa, what is it? a: it's two puppies cuddling b: boner dude\!

53. (boner) (12↑, 73↓)
the messiness of one's hair

When Ashley and Jake are making out, she gets a boner because Jake's hands are in her hair.

54. (boner) (30↑, 96↓)
An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.

Luis: How was your class? Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh. Luis: Why? Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.

55. (Boner) (5↑, 75↓)
Something that is cool or very hard to do

"That test was very boner" "That jump looks pretty boner"

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56. (Boner) (101↑, 173↓)
An [erected] penis, [so] large it will [poke] you in the eye, come back out and [fly] up your [girlfriends] arse.

Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic

57. (boner) (43↑, 128↓)
a term used to descrbe one's obsession or extreme fondness for something or someone.

"Kyle has a boner for his huge white truck."

58. (boner) (84↑, 170↓)
A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air

I just popped a sick boner over that jump

59. (Boner) (42↑, 135↓)
Possibly the worst term in respect towards a man, calling a man a “boner” is the equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, the term itself refers to a man as just a sex tool and nothing more, although some women will probably lobby that’s just what we are… well there probably right.

"That dude over there is such a boner" *gasps from freinds*

60. (Boner) (36↑, 138↓)
Adj: An Inconvenience

"Man my little brother is such a boner"

61. (boner) (82↑, 189↓)
A character from the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He was the signature "off-the-wall" character who occasionally visited the Seavers. AKA Richard Stabone. Played by Andrew Koenig.

stoned dude \#1: Dude, you know what I loved when I was a kid, Growing Pains, with that Jesus Freak [Kirk Cameron]. stoned dude \#2: Remember Boner? stoned dude \#3: Oh, yeah, Didn't [Leonardo Dicaprio] play him. stoned dude \#1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains? stoned dude \#2: Fuck man, where did our weed go? stoned dude \#3: we smoked it all,shit\!

62. (boner) (47↑, 156↓)
Extremely good. Desirable.

You got Slayer tickets? Boner\!

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63. (boner) (25↑, 140↓)
1. a stupid mistake 2. dunce like move, such as spelling "I" wrong

Suzy: Oh jeez, I just made a boner.

64. (boner) (91↑, 249↓)
failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

65. (boner) (51↑, 218↓)
That which one uses to bone people.

I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.

66. (Boner) (30↑, 200↓)
Added to the end of a word to make it funnier.

Joo-Boner, Cock-Boner, Viner-Boner, Asshole-Boner

67. (boner) (84↑, 270↓)
1. band: a trombone 2. band: someone who plays the trombone

1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner. 2. I'm a t-boner.

68. (boner) (57↑, 365↓)
A person who is really not good at life, and is not worth your time.

Why would you talk to him? He's just such a boner\!

69. (boner) (51↑, 443↓)
A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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